in a few months, a friend of mine is intending to DM a D&D one-off...

[sciatrix]

...for which she has assigned all of us character species and classes, and instructed us to create level 5 or 6 characters "so you'll have cool things to play with." I've been given a High Elven Arcane Archer and instructed to "go nuts."

So of course I will be playing as Clint Barton, Elven Warrior. (Toying with always-an-elf!Clint AU vs ported-into-the-body-of-Legolas!Clint. Either way, this is gonna be fun.)

Thus far, Cilinton Baeriton is getting exploding arrows, arrows with thorny grapply powers, and also the ability to light small fires at will. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

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[sciatrix]

Oh, see, I was just going "yeah good luck with that whole meditation thing, buddy..."

COFFEE: +1 CON, -1 WIS

(He already has a +0 modifier at both wisdom and charisma at level 6, for which I am pissing myself laughing.)

so far for his elven-blood cantrip he's getting Friends:

For the duration, you have advantage on all Charisma checks directed at one creature of your choice that isn’t hostile toward you. When the spell ends, the creature realizes that you used magic to influence its mood and becomes hostile toward you. A creature prone to violence might attack you. Another creature might seek retribution in other ways (at the DM’s discretion), depending on the nature of your interaction with it.

this seems like a very Clint Barton power, for sure

[kore]

That is PERF. I fucking love it.

[sciatrix]

I kept going through the wizard cantrip list muttering "No, too cool... too badass looking... he's a fighter, this is ridiculous, he doesn't need a battle cantrip.... too practical... AHA!"

It would have been this or the ability to give anyone around him fleas. Not that he has this one in the Fraction run, but at least I think he would have found that funny, you know?