I have spent way too much time on this

Last night while proctoring a final, I constructed perhaps the phrase of which I am most fond, ever in the context of lobbing an insult at fascists using bad Classical history to justify their politics:

reperiant vissīre cūlīs; sed pēdunt ōribus.

If only they would discover how to fart silently using their assholes; instead they fart loudly using their mouths.

I'm giggling to myself. It's the little things.