why is this a thing that exists?

[sciatrix]

I mean, it does make objective sense that it would be difficult for a fetus to hear music through all the layers of muscle and fat and uterine wall that compose a gestating abdomen, but "we made a vaginal music player so the fetus can hear better!" seems unlikely to take off as the next big prenatal fashion must-have.

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[siderea]

I think you underestimate the crazy of parents-to-be demand for this sort of baby-enhancement technology.

I also am suspicious that it's a sex toy with plausible deniability.

ETA: I am very curious what the bass response on that thing is. One of the great outstanding problems of urbanization is how to play rock music loud enough that it's experienced in the cavities of the torso the way it should be, without antagonizing the neighbors. Having a speaker system that delivers sufficient bass frequencies right into the body would be a welcome development in human harmony *coff*.