sciatrix | I have spent way too much time on this

I have spent way too much time on this

Last night while proctoring a final, I constructed perhaps the phrase of which I am most fond, ever in the context of lobbing an insult at fascists using bad Classical history to justify their politics:

reperiant vissīre cūlīs; sed pēdunt ōribus.

If only they would discover how to fart silently using their assholes; instead they fart loudly using their mouths.

I'm giggling to myself. It's the little things.

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Fantastic. *STAMP OF APPROVAL*

I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF. And determined to memorize it so I can whip it out when it's most helpful.

I initially made a few mistakes when I came up with it last night, but that's okay; I went back and picked it over real good just now when my buddy heard and was like "YOU SHOULD WRITE THAT OUT IN CALLIGRAPHY AND MAIL IT TO A FEW CHOICE NAMES."

I'm giggling. Not bad for someone who hasn't been in a Latin classroom for eleven years.